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Chickpea Werner
The Boss (she/her)


Chickpea Werner joined the team in 2020 and has been running the show since. She got her doctorate of Barkology at Houndvard University in 2019. Prior to that she worked on her master's degree in feline impersonation at Barkley University, where she graduated with honors. In her free time Chickpea likes walking on laptop keyboards (only when someone is trying to use them), running up and down the hallways and taking sharp corners on linoleum, and putting her degree to use barking at any completely unthreatening person who may pass by the office.

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